I know There Are More Important Things to Contemplate

Samron and Lohan. I dont really know what to make of it, but its everywhere. Do I like them? Yes, Yes I do. DO i think theyre together? I have no idea. I have a few thoughts and theories. 

If they are together, just fucking say you are already, its just makes them look like douche's/jerks, not to mention middle school kids who are trying to be obnoxious on purpose. It gets old fast. 

Part of me thinks they arent together, honestly if I couldnt hold hands or touch my said girlfriend at all in public that would drive me insane and Id be like fuck it already to be overly conscious of it like these two. They NEVER touch each other. 

I noticed something the other day that threw me off, Sam's nails. SHE HAS NAILS?! In terms of gender and sexual representation trust me im all over it, but with her giving off such a masculine image, i was really surprised to see long nails on her. Not to mention in "other departments" that would NOT be good looks. Interestingly, in the same pictures that brought this to my attention, Lohan doesnt really seem to have nails....I hope you are catching my drift, if not you dont deserve to know what im talking about. 

Im not saying that if you are masculine you shouldnt have nails, but it is rare. A friend mentioned that maybe Samron is putting up a front as well, shes not this "butch" the media and her seem to put out there. But it does help conveniently with creating the allusion that her and the "girly" Lohan are together, the whole butch/femme dynamic. I dont know if they are together but im really starting to think not. The elusivness of it all has brought them both alot of attention, im sure its not hurting Sam's amount of gigs as a DJ. It terms of Sam's "butchness" it could be very genuine, she has always sort of been that way and then she has those tattooed stars on the back of her arm, which back in the day was a way for other queers to know you were too. 

But if they are together Id welcome it for sure, I like them. Sometimes they look genuinely happy to be together. And deep down, I'd like it if they were.